We’re still stuck on the oil rig, but we got one of those Starlink satellites to bring you more movie pitches!
Have you ever wondered why they don’t make Have you ever wondered why they don’t make a dark version of Batman? One so bleak that it would make millions and millions of dollars just because people go see it so they can shake their head in wonderment that it exists? Well, we answer that question by pitching “Thee Batman,” an unhinged version of the beloved character featuring Ezra Miller and all the ultra-violence you crave!
Feel free to email us at buildingthegiraffe@aol.com and we’ll try to answer you if we even figure out how.
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